so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
OH MY GOD
every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
So he was out last night for a friends birthday, I got a text saying he was tired as he couldn’t get to sleep straight away when he got home, in my stupid head, that either means he was thinking of me, or shagging someone else.
I hate my head so fucking much.
on ur period like
corn on the fob
Does anyone actually know what Noel Fielding and Alan Carr were filming for in Bournemouth?
does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs
SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image
I just can’t trust, and it’s going to ruin any chance of a relationship with him. And fuck, I really want him in my life.
I’m actually so scared of getting hurt. Maybe I should leave now before its too late and I love him….
Im falling head over heels for this guy I met and its absolutely fucking terrifying
Me and my Bae on Sunday
Ive been busy at Sonisphere festival
Had the best sex ever yesterday it was fucking intense just wow
"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"