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yourfavouritecharacter-isdead:

please don’t unfollow me 
here have a snickers 

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you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

*wipes phone screen on breast*

my mate told me today he had had to go commando for the day and I looked down and could see the outline of his cock and my god I couldn’t stop laughing.

Anonymous said: what was the best sex you had recently?

With the man I love

Anonymous said: I'd still like to fuck you :( - male anon from a while ago.

and i still dont know who you are x

I don’t like to bother my friends so I have emailed Samaritans

I should have known he’d break me

It’s literally just curiosity stopping me stepping out in front of a train right now. As soon as I lose curiosity I’m done

Really needed to cut so I stretched one of my ear cartilage piercings from 1.2 to 1.6mm. Still feel like shit but have lost the urge to cut

"The Big Bang Theory shows geek culture the same way that 50 Shades of Grey shows BDSM culture."

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(via dezi-desire)

OH MY GOD YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

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This.

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:


time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine